BLARP!

BLARP!

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Release date 2016-04-04
Genre Indie
What hardware does BLARP! need?

BLARP! has an FPSHQ demand score of 59/100: moderate requirements — runs on mid-range cards like the RTX 3060 / RX 6600. Source of the numbers: per the system requirements on Steam.

requirements · data updated · methodology

BLARP! is a game by Isaac Cohen. Steam release date: April 4, 2016. Steam reviews: 172. Minimum graphics card per Steam: GeForce GTX 970 or AMD Radeon R9 290. It needs at least 8 GB of RAM.

Description

BLARP! is a fun-filled physics game build for the HTC Vive. BLARP! uses our intuitive understanding of motions and physics to create an active / addictive experience that is playable by anyone who has ever swung a racket, played with a yoyo, or held a rope.

Data: the game’s Steam store page

About the game

Developer
Isaac Cohen
Publisher
Isaac Cohen
Release date
April 4, 2016
PC platforms
Windows
Steam reviews
172

BLARP! system requirements

Component Minimum
OS Windows 8.1
Processor Intel Core i5 4590
Memory 8 GB ОЗУ
Graphics GeForce GTX 970 or AMD Radeon R9 290
Storage 30 MB
Поддержка VR SteamVR. Standing or Room Scale

Source: the game’s Steam page — requirements published by the developer.

How big is BLARP! and does it need an SSD

BLARP! needs 30 MB of disk space, according to its official system requirements (the game’s Steam page, data as of Nov 11, 2026). requirements

30 MBdisk space
not statedSSD
1 %of 122143 games with an official size are smaller

The requirements of BLARP! do not state a drive type — an SSD is not officially required; it only speeds up loading.

BLARP!BLARP!30 MBMedian of 2016 games (n = 3656)Median of 2016 games (n = 3656)600 MBMedian of 122143 FPSHQ gamesMedian of 122143 FPSHQ games1 GBLargest: AlbatrossLargest: Albatross2000 GBBLARP!BLARP!30 MBMedian of 2016 games (n = 3656)Median of 2016 games (n = 3656)600 MBMedian of 122143 FPSHQ gamesMedian of 122143 FPSHQ games1 GBLargest: AlbatrossLargest: Albatross2000 GB

Source: official system requirements (the game’s Steam page), captured Nov 11, 2026. The size is the free space needed to install; updates and DLC can make it grow. store.steampowered.com

Tip: keep extra space beyond the listed size — updates are downloaded first and installed afterwards.

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FPS on different graphics cards

FPS forecast for BLARP! on current 2024–2026 GPUs. Switch the graphics preset — the table recalculates. Average FPS at 1080p / 1440p / 4K.

Graphics card Tier 1080p 1440p 4K
GeForce RTX 5090 S 195–335 160–265 93–155
GeForce RTX 4090 S 180–305 135–230 75–130
GeForce RTX 5080 S 165–285 120–205 65–110
GeForce RTX 4080 Super A 155–260 110–185 58–98
GeForce RTX 4080 A 145–250 105–175 55–93
Radeon RX 7900 XTX A 150–250 105–175 55–93
GeForce RTX 5070 Ti A 140–240 100–165 52–88
Radeon RX 9070 XT A 135–235 97–160 50–86
Radeon RX 7900 XT A 125–215 86–145 45–77
GeForce RTX 4070 Ti Super A 130–225 93–155 48–82
GeForce RTX 3090 Ti B 120–205 84–140 43–73
Radeon RX 9070 A 115–200 82–135 42–72

* Average FPS: real measurements where available, otherwise the unified FPSHQ model. Actual FPS depends on the CPU, game patch and drivers. Reference GPU models without overclocking. methodology

📊 FPS by graphics card (1440p, Ultra)

Green — 60+ FPS (comfortable), yellow — 30–60 (playable), red — below 30. Dashed line marks 60 FPS.

Which graphics cards can run BLARP!

Cards at least as fast as the Steam minimum (GeForce GTX 970 or AMD Radeon R9 290). FPS is an FPSHQ model forecast for 1080p High, not a measurement.

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59
Demand
out of 100

The higher it is, the more powerful a PC you need. Moderate load.

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Key figures

Unique FPSHQ metrics from this page's data

59/100
FPSHQ load index
71–115FPS
FPS on RTX 3060, 1080p High model estimate
67–110FPS
FPS on RTX 4070, 1440p Ultra model estimate
5
of 12 popular GPUs hold 60+ FPS (1440p Ultra)
8GB
minimum RAM
2016
release year
In short

Can my PC run BLARP!?

BLARP! (2016): FPSHQ load index 59 out of 100. Per the FPSHQ model, GeForce RTX 3060 delivers 71–115 FPS at 1080p High and GeForce RTX 4070 67–110 FPS at 1440p Ultra; 5 of 12 popular GPUs hold 60+ FPS at 1440p Ultra. Developer's minimum GPU: GeForce GTX 970 or AMD Radeon R9 290; minimum RAM: 8 GB. Source of the numbers: per the system requirements on Steam (checked Nov 11, 2026); FPSHQ model estimate (not a measurement). (model accuracy)

FPSHQ load index
59 FPSHQ index
RTX 3060 · 1080p High
83 FPS model estimate
RTX 4070 · 1440p Ultra
90 FPS model estimate
updated · source: FPS BLARP!, FPSHQ model estimate

Frequently asked questions about the game

On which platforms is the game available?
The game is available on: Windows.
What is the genre of BLARP!?
Genre: Indie. Single-player only.
How big is BLARP! and does it need an SSD?
BLARP! needs 30 MB of free disk space according to its official requirements (the game’s Steam page, data as of Nov 11, 2026). The requirements of BLARP! do not state a drive type — an SSD is not officially required; it only speeds up loading.
Who are the developer and publisher?
Developer: Isaac Cohen. Publisher: Isaac Cohen.
When was or will the game be released?
Released: 2016-04-04.
What FPS will I get in this game?
Use our FPS calculator for a precise forecast for your configuration. Above on this page is a compatibility table with popular GPUs at different resolutions and settings.
Can I play on a budget graphics card?
Minimum: GeForce GTX 970 or AMD Radeon R9 290. If your GPU is weaker than the minimum, the game may not launch or may stutter badly. On the minimum GPU you usually play at 1080p low with FSR Performance.

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